Tag: Kendu Bay

The Art of Giving a F*k

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My class five teacher was called Weje. As the name might suggest she wasn’t really a teacher who smiled. You know the phrase, “to put fear of the Lord”? It was meant to be “to put the fear of …

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The Questions They Ask

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Over the weekend in shags I woke up at dawn and as I reversed I saw my dad, a toothbrush stuck in his kisser, asked me where I was going so early. I told him I was going to

Visa Denied

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I have always wanted to see the River Thames. It’s the only thing I have ever really wanted to see in England.Louis Vuitton I am not interested in seeing the Old Trafford. Or Soho. Or China Town (what …

Yes, you are tribal.

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My missus is Kikuyu. She’s called Wambui – named after her paternal grandmother. Her shags is in Maragwa. Have you been to Maragwa? I have. If you come from a place like Kendu-Bay, just below the navel of South …

Dispatches from Central

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NYERI: TREETOPS LODGE/OUTSPAN HOTEL

I know I said I would post every night. I thought I would be able to sit down every evening and bang some 600 words. But the itinerary is brutal: I wake up at 6 …