Our main character has a protruding forehead. He’s dark. Let’s call him Chocolate Man because some street hooker in Pattaya, Thailand, christened him that. And who are we – mere mortals with aged peeling careers –
Ian Callum. Heard of him? He is Jaguar’s Design Director. He’s the chap who draws those cars. Callum describes the Jaguar as – wait for this – the “optimum expression of metal.” Turn that over in your mouth.
Back in the early 90’s we had a neighbour who used to work for Kenya Breweries Ltd. He was a big surly chap with a grisly beard that covered half his face. He had two hot daughters;